My girlfriend left me because I’m always going on about which foods are the best sources of vitamins.

Oh well, there’s plenty of C in the fish.

（末句是对“There’s plenty fish in the sea”——“海里还有很多鱼/天涯何处无芳草”的文字游戏）

What’s the difference between an English Literature graduate and a Ukrainian Cinematographer?

One’s decently read…

 I was attending a seminar recently and was asked to list 10 sexual innuendos.

 I accidentally wrote down 11 and had to rub one out.